Jun 11
(Backtracking)
“So what did you do on your first day back?”
F: Well, I rode around town in a shopping cart while pageant-waving at all the people in the restaurants as I rolled past them.
“…Are you aware that you’re a quarter of a century old?”
F: Why yes! Thanks for reminding me! Your point …
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May 30
I: Why would you want to do that when you could instead come back to the bay and hang out with the second most interesting man you’ve ever met? I say second because I’m not cocky. F: Because skyrim is a beautiful world.
Let’s face it, I’m a terrible person.
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May 28
A couple gems from the past few weeks:
T: …You asked if you could stay later? Might I remind you that you’re 25? F: Ah, but she’s the one who bought my plane ticket home. A: Oh yes, I remember. F: Yeah. I don’t think it’s gonna matter to my mom whether I’m 25 or …
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May 25
I: (after Mike went to get seconds for dinner and picked up steak for us) His kindness extends way past the distance he has traveled. F: Good one. :O I: You should tell him that. F: Sure! Hey Mike! Your kindness extends past the distance you’ve traveled. Did I get that right? I: Yep! M: …
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May 11
K: You know what I’ve noticed about you? You’re more interested in food than you are in boys. F: Well, yeah. Food keeps me alive. Can a guy keep me alive? Nope.
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