(Backtracking)
“So what did you do on your first day back?”
F: Well, I rode around town in a shopping cart while pageant-waving at all the people in the restaurants as I rolled past them.
“…Are you aware that you’re a quarter of a century old?”
F: Why yes! Thanks for reminding me! Your point being…?
“…Never mind.”
I ate 11 mangos (among other things) in about 18 hours. Life is pretty glorious.
I also had my annual physical to get all my labs and all that good stuff taken care of.
Dr. F: Do you have a boyfriend?
F: Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Just kidding. I didn’t actually say that. I almost did though.
