Oatmeal Butterscotch Cookies

I forgot to take a [prettier] picture of this, but…these are super good! Definitely not healthy, but…at least there’s oatmeal in it? (Twisted logic, I know.) We had a holiday potluck last Thursday (one of our first potlucks in many, many moons) so we could all get together and hang out before leaving for winter …

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mispronunciation

F: So the van den Bergh–VDB!–reaction is when you expose bilirubin to…diazotized sulfanilic acid. M: …diazosulfo-what? F: Diazotized sulfanilic acid. And that gives you the conjugated bilirubin. M: Okay, cool. Diazotized sulfanilic acid. Conjugated. F: Then you add accelerant and that gives you the total bilirubin in 30-60 minutes. M: Okay. F: And if …

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Rich Dark Tiger Stripe Cookies

Apparently, if you bake cookies with a couple pieces of bread in the pan, it prevents the cookies from getting stale!

Rich Dark Tiger Stripe Cookies

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil
  • 1/2 cup Hershey’s special dark cocoa
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 …

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going down swinging

Going Down Swinging

M: Can you describe lymphoplasmacytic sclerosing pancreatitis and its significance? F: (cross between maniacal laughter and sobbing) M: Are you laughing or crying? F: A little of both. F: Yep, I think so. M: Do you want to listen to “No Easy Way Out” or “We’re Going Down Swinging”? F: “We’re Going Down Swinging.” At …

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Apricot Torte Bars

Just for the record, I managed to pilfer several recipes from the dessert fundraiser, so I hope you’re a fan of desserts! I promise to throw in something healthy one of these days. :O …but today is not that day.

Apricot Torte Bars

Ingredients: -1 1/2 cup all purpose flour …

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