Apparently, the anatomy lab job is mine if I want it to be, but in the interest of not being disowned by my parents, I guess I’ll have to give it up and go home. There are only about 3 things that make me want to stay here for part of the summer, but the …
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Apr 27
hello, income
I’m going to assume that we’re all aware that I’m one super-frugal son-of-a-gun. I have been known to wash dishes/take out the trash for people in exchange for food, so why should it stop there?
I somewhat recently learned that one of my friends absolutely hates folding laundry. Of all …
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Apr 25
“my neck is too buff for you to choke”
Last week, for our study break, my friend went with me to my BJJ class and we went through some judo throws, as well as a whole lot of takedowns. He taught me how to do a double-leg takedown last month (which I uh, haven’t done since then), so we were practicing that. There is …
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Apr 24
overheard
Our quiz [mainly] on male repro is tomorrow.
“Ashley, can you hand me that penis over there?”
F: There was a really good one here. …Where did the penis go? It was here earlier… A: I think a group came by earlier and took it. S: How could you let someone take your penis away? …
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Apr 23
birthday weekend
My friend texted me late Saturday night to ask if I could come out to a going-away picnic that we were throwing for one of our friends, since she’s going back to DC soon (she’s a second year, so she’s taking her boards back there).
Since I’m not exactly one to miss out on fooding …
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