(door creeps open slowly) F: Hello! What’s up? M: (whispers) Farrah, do you have any food? F: A can of soup! M: That’s too big. I’d feel bad. I don’t want to take it all away from you. F: Half a can of soup? M: Anything smaller? F: I have granola in my car! …
Category: Day by Day
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Jan 03
failed logic
: I think you’ve gotten a lot prettier. This cream will get rid of the brown spots on your face though. F: . . .The “brown spots on my face?” : What are they called? Freckles? If you just got rid of those, your face would be perfect. F: . . . : So are …
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Jan 01
Sausalito Coastal Trail
To somewhat counteract all the insane food consumption that’s pretty much been happening for the past…6 weeks, we decided to do a whole lot of random hikes over break!
The day after Christmas, I went hiking in Sausalito with Mekala, Sylvia, Kaitlin, Elyse (collectively known as “coterie” on my blog because that …
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Dec 20
going down swinging
M: Can you describe lymphoplasmacytic sclerosing pancreatitis and its significance? F: (cross between maniacal laughter and sobbing) M: Are you laughing or crying? F: A little of both. F: Yep, I think so. M: Do you want to listen to “No Easy Way Out” or “We’re Going Down Swinging”? F: “We’re Going Down Swinging.” At …
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